TV Exchange of the Day (Fred Sanford, in Tender By-Play With His Sister-in-Law)

Aunt Esther (played by LaWanda Page): “Who you calling ugly, sucker?”

Fred Sanford (played by Redd Foxx): “I'm calling you ugly. I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.”—Sanford and Son, Season 3, Episode 2, “Libra Rising All Over Lamont,” airdate September 21, 1973, teleplay by Ilunga Adell, directed by Jack Shea